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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Gotta watch Whopner!

My roomate Ben has gone home for three weeks and I have relocated my room to the living room. On friday we curled as usual, but this time was a little different than the other times, for one of our opponents was an autistic man. I have never in my life encountered someone with this conditon, but after close examination of some of the traits this indivdual was displaying, I have come to the conclusion that I may be mildly autisitic for the following reasons:
1) he talked to himself; i talk to myself
2) he was jumping up and down for no reason and running back and forth all the time; i do that
3) he sucked at curling; so do i
4) my favorite season is autumn....autumn has the letters 'aut' and so does autistic...coincidence, probably not
So there you have it. A do it yourself hack diagnosis of my condition.

Yesterday I went to a staff party for the company my friend Lee-Anne works at. I didn't know anyone there, but it served liquor and the food was good. The food was great actually, but there was an unappetizing moment during the administering of my dinner. I noticed a woman who was balding and I also noticed what she had on her plate; just meat and no vegetables. So ladies, if you don't want to go bald, make sure you eat balanced meals with plenty of vegetables. Another diagnosis by me. I should be a doctor. A doctor of intelligence and other stuff.
Diagnosis
Diagnosis Murder
Dick Van Dyke
Mary Poppins
Cherry Poppin Daddies

Hahah, do you remember when swing was big for like a day?

3 Comments:

Blogger Maddy said...

If you're really interested you can check out DSM IV on line, and there are also several tests available on Wrong planet.
I suspect that we all have little traits of autism as effectively autism is the extreme form of the 'male brain' according to some theorists.
Cheers

December 11, 2006 11:10 AM  
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