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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Bad Idea


I often come up with really bad ideas for ways to pass time, but I think my most recent one tops the cake. I joined an online casino.
AS you can see in the photo, I am playing a video slot called Dogfather. It is an organized crime themed game with dogs. Kind of like a mish mash of the Sopranos and Turner and Hooch....or Scarface and Beethoven. But in this game if something bad happens a St.Bernard doesn't cover up its eyes with two paws that are on sticks. If you know me, you know gambling and myself go together like orange juice and toothpaste. I signed up because I can't go to Vegas this weekend like I was originally intending, which sucks cause now I have to stay here by myself for christmas. But, Ive been doing well on it. I won a couple hundred bucks, but I know myself and thats probably going to go straight back in.
I went to my staff party last night and I drank way too much like usual. I decided it would be a good idea if I was to predrink. That began at noon. A bottle of wine and 5 beers later, it was time to hit the party. I don't know why I do this to myself. My cousin got married in the summer and I predrank for the wedding. Who predrinks for an open bar wedding? Im not going to drink this weekend, not because its Christmas and Im by myself, its just I don't want to be cliche. Drinking alone on Christmas...I might as well call myself Ducky. Ill just gamble.
Im going to make eggs florentine tommorow for breakfast, how wicked is that?

5 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

everybody is a cliche, dont gimme that bullshit.
Drinking if forever.

December 18, 2006 11:22 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

mark, i miss getting drunk with you and eating beef jerky on trains and puking on trains.

December 18, 2006 11:24 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Is that Boston Terrier wearing leather?

December 20, 2006 9:31 PM  
Blogger BoneSymphony said...

haha, it sure is wearing leather

December 20, 2006 9:55 PM  
Blogger ~j. said...

it's never a bad idea to drink... wouldn't it be more melancholy to be sober and sitting around bored? sure, your liver is detoxifying, but if you let it rest it'll get lazy. let it remain in a state of cat-like readiness.

December 23, 2006 7:27 PM  

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