Death in the Knife

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Poor Mess'es

At least the sun is still brave.

I almost forgot my password to access this blog. I used it a few days ago, but this brain ain't workin' like it used to. Birthdays and cottages to remember, but will probably forget.

Passports are in the process of being processed, to allow for more processing down the pipeline.

The mess in Caledonia angers me. I haven't been following any other news really. But I found out today while reading news on my wii that some kid from North Carolina murdered his entire family, then went over to his friends house immediately after to go ATVing like nothing even happened. Nobody suspected anything out of the ordinary, except for the fact he asked to use his friends bath tub to soak all the blood off of his feet.

People are fucked up.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Juicer Fo' Life

I bought a juicer in January for no good reason. I was walking down Bloor one day and saw a sign in a window for a clearance sale on a juicer and I knew I had to have it. The guy who sold it to me looked like a satin version of Jeff Goldblum with a bit of genie mixed in there; like he was made by a big juicer in the sky. I shouldn't make light of the concoction that the man was because he creeped me out. Anyways, I bought a juicer for 65 dollars which was marked down from 160, so I thought I was getting a steal of a deal. Unfortuantely after I bought it, I didn't really want it anymore so I left it knowingly at my sisters, pretending that I 'accidentally' forgot it there. After my travels, I saw it sitting at my sisters so I decided to take it home. I made juice today and my mind was blown.....

im a juicer at heart, a juicer you see
im a juicer who juices, a juicer is me
and juicing is mashing and mushing for juice,
and juicing with passion; with passion like fruit
pour out the spout, with fountain like speed
juice in my cup; we're juicers indeed

m-m-m-mark and his juicer.....ooooooooooooooooo

Oranges! Apples!!!!!!Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

No...get away from me're not taking me alive.......the juicer has legs, and has developed a conscience....Cylons are taking the form of juicers....everyone run for your life.........

Monday, April 14, 2008

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Good Recipe

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